The New Chat Command List!!



                Fun Accronyms:
               
		rotflmfao => 'rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off!!',
		rotflmao => 'rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!',
		rotf => 'rolls on the floor',
		rofl => 'rolls on the floor laffin',
		bbs => 'be back soon',
		ic => 'I see',
		gmao => 'grins his ass off',
		wtg => 'way to go',
		np => 'no problem',
		hehehehe => 'chuckles loudly',
		hehehe => 'chuckle',
		afk => 'steps away from the keyboard',
		btw => 'by the way',
		idu => 'I dont understand',
		idk => 'I dont know',
		hige => 'hows it goin eh?',
		ersb => 'Ed Rosenthal Super Bud',
		tyvm => 'thank you very much',
		lmfao => 'Laffing my friggin ass off',
		lmao => 'laffin my ass off',
		biab => 'back in a bit',
		hb => 'hurry back',
		yw => 'Youre welcome',
		tc => 'take care',
		cya => 'see ya',
		sys => 'see ya soon',
		bbl => 'be back later',
		brb => 'be right back!',
		ty => 'Thank You',
		ttyl => 'talk to ya later',


                Fun Actions:

                yums => 'hands you a chocolate',
		spnk => 'spanks that ass rosey red!',
		dac => 'Dazed and confused',
		coc => 'couch of confusion',
		wdg => 'a WICKED wedgie',
		swdg => 'DOUBLE WICKED Super Atomic Wedgie!!! ',
		cis => 'calls in security',
		poc => 'ooo! a piece of candy!!',
		cpoke => 'Pokes BC with his cane',
		drl => 'drools all over the keyboard',
		ftn => 'rolls out the GI-NORMOUS 1000 threadcount tempurpedic pillowtop mattress and arranges 
                        the pillows so everyone can hava a nice nap',
		kasfm => 'kicks and screams for more',
		fac => 'fires up the airconditoner, and cools the place down',
		tubdive => 'Dives into the Jacuzzi without a ripple',
		tubcb => 'Does a cannonball into the Jacuzzi splashing water everywhere!',
		beerz => 'passes out the beers',
		fat1 => 'Rolls up a phat one to share among everyone in the room',
		fuj => 'Fires up the Jacuzzi',
		tfan => 'turns on the fan to clear the room',
		caf => 'cops a feel',
		stfu => 'pipe down will ya?',

                The Doobie:

		discl => 'Just so you know...None of the joints passed here in chat havany carcinogens or side effects of REAL joints, and are also completely LEGAL to enjoy',
		bic => 'hunts around frantically for a lighter',
		htj => 'hogs the joint',
		bwl => 'sparks a bowl and hits it hard',
		bng => 'lights up a huge bong',
		tiall => 'tokes the whole joint in one puff',
		ptj => 'passes the joint',
		pss => 'passes it',
		spk => 'lights up a doobie',
		ttoke => 'Takes a long draw off the joint',
		kff => 'coff cofff kawf kough koff kawph kofffff hack haaacck choke *wheeze*...',
		rad => 'rolls a doobie',
		raj => 'i have to roll a joint',
		sokz => 'soaks in the Jacuzzi puffin a doobie',
		pssr => 'passes to the right',
		pssl => 'passes to the left',
		exh => 'breathes out a huge cloud of smoke',
		stj => 'swipes the joint',
		ltj => 'lights the joint',
		stb => 'swipes the bong',

                Music/ The Band

		piana => 'strolls over to the piano and plays a little jazz',
		pband => 'gestures to the band leader to play some music for the occasion',
		gutb => 'thumps on the gut Bucket',
		drms => 'does a drum solo',
		dalf => 'dances around like a fool',
		darg => 'dances around like a retarded gorrilla',


                Options for Users

               /away    Sets user as away. Typing this command again sets user as "here". 
                This action may also slow down the chat ping time for the "away" user, depending on the settings.
               /here    Sets user as here. This reverses the "away" and "busy" states.
               /busy    Sets user as busy. Typing this command again sets user as "here".
               /back    Shows the last entries of the room's chat, including any chat text that 
                was present before arrival to the room.  
               /backtime    Shows the last minutes of the room's chat, including any chat text 
                that was present before arrival to the room.

               /clear    Clears the chat screen. This only affects your screen, not the screen of other users.
               /me will be changed to your user name, and the text in <action> will appear as a
                system message. For example: /me is thinking would translate to Joe is thinking.[/me]

               /join <room>    Switches the user to <room>. For example: "/join The Klozit"
               /part    Logout of the chat.
               /quit    Logout of the chat.
               /logout    Logout of the chat.
               /version    Shows which version of the chat you are using.
               /invite <user>    Invites "user" to the room that you are currently in.
               /ignore <user>    Ignores "user" until /unignore "user" is issued
               /?    Display a list of currently available IRC commands.
               /helpall    Display a list of all available IRC commands.
               /whowas <user>Shows profile page for any registered user.
               /whois <user>    Same as /whowas, but the user must be logged in.
               /sos <message>    Alerts moderator in the current room of your message. 
                (Message text is optional. Message behaves like an /alert)

               /names    Shows a list of all user names in all public rooms.
               /showignores    Shows who you are ignoring, and who is ignoring you.

5:24 PM 12/20/2008